Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Ratty's Midnight Musings in the Mystical Forest


By the hootin' of the owl and the rustlin' of the leaves! During one of my moonlit wanderings through the old woods in my local nature park, I think I had the most peculiar encounter. There stood a figure, horns tall as the tales my grandpa used to spin, and eyes that glowed like two fireflies caught in a mason jar. 

Now, I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but I couldn't help but wonder if I'd come face-to-face with old Lucifer himself or maybe just Fred from down the road, playin' one of his infamous pranks.

Whatever it was, it's a gentle reminder that the woods, well, they've got their fair share of stories, mysteries, and a sprinkle of magic. So, next time you find yourself out there under a canopy of stars, keep your eyes peeled; you never know what you might find. 

You might think my posting is a little strange now that I'm back, but this is what I got for ya for now. I think it's fun. Besides, it's too cold to go out to the real forest right now. I'll talk to you later!

Monday, October 30, 2023

Chupacabra Or Me?


Late night in the forest and I bump into this Chupacabra... or was it just my reflection after binge-watching bad TV shows all night?

Happy Halloween!


Thursday, October 12, 2023

I Spotted Bigfoot


 I was out taking pictures of my local nature and I got a Bigfoot sighting. They're everywhere nowadays.