Thursday, June 28, 2012

Isabella's Dream

This is Isabella. She is an unlikely cross between a Great Dane, a Beagle, and some other sort of dog. Many of you have already seen her or seen me mention her from time to time. But Isabella needs your help.

You see, Isabella is in the terrible predicament of being a poor dog with a rich dog's taste. So what she needs from you is $1,000,000 in American cash. Don't worry though, it's for very unselfish reasons. She wants to have a golden dog house built for her. And she wants to eat the finest steaks money can buy.

Up until now poor old Isabella has had to live in just a normal dog hose and a nicely cushioned cage. She likes the cage the most because it's inside the house. But that golden dog house sure would come in handy, especially since she isn't allowed up on the furniture.

Isabella has this dream of being an example for all other privileged dogs. Why shouldn't she have only the finest things? After all, shouldn't her rubber chicken toy make real clucking sounds? And she should also have a bacon scented ball. That would be a lovely little perk for a dog of such royalty.

She has promised to stop chasing every bird, cat, car, and squirrel she sees if she gets what she wants. I think that won't last very long though. She has also promised to stop breaking every collar that is bought for her if she finally gets that super deluxe model that she's been waiting for.
 
But right now poor Isabella is a sad sad dog because nobody has yet been generous enough to dig a million in change out of the bottom of their pocket so she can finally be happy. I've tried to tell her not to hold her breath, but she never listens to me anyway.

And besides, who am I to tell her no? I also have to admit that I wouldn't be all that upset if a million bucks found its way to this household. It might be fun, really. And I guess everyone has to have a dream, even dogs.

16 comments:

  1. How can you say "No" to a face like that? Great story. Would she really get a golden dog house if a million bucks entered your household? Just asking . . . :)

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    1. It might just be gold spray paint.

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  2. Will Monopoly money work?Poor Izzie, so any things she needs.

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    1. I wish it would, but I think she'd have a problem when she tried to spend it.

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  3. Duke has the same dream as Isabella. Maybe if they pull their resources they will have better luck :)

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    1. That might work pretty well. But tell Duke to be careful because Isabella is very greedy.

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  4. I would sure give my pets golden houses if I had that much money!!!

    I love Isabella stories...she is just SO adorable!!

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  5. Tell Isabella that I've been trying to work out the same deal with my human - and cats are WAY better at manipulation - and I have yet to get my first mil!

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  6. I have that dream too, every day! It's a great dream. Maybe when Isabella gets her dream, I might get mine also :-)

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  7. Awww. I love those pics of her. Even dogs have dreams..LOL

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  8. What a silly dog chooses to have a sad dream.

    But you have build her a virtual house.

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  9. Just get some kids to bully her, take a video, and have someone set up a fund for her online.

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  10. Isabelle is pretty and maybe should have a lux life.:)

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  11. I'm willing to bet that she already has a very good life!

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  12. I'm thinking Isabella leads a darn good dog life. Probably better than some humans in this country. :) Give her a hug from me, Ratty. :)

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  13. Dog days! Isabella has some serious fantasies. I'm sure she is already treated like a queen. And she treats you like a king in turn. Wonderful!

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