Bad Bad Robin

While I was leaving the nature trail recently I felt something splat onto my shoulder. I looked over to see a dark gloppy wet spot. Bird crap. Yuck! Of course I didn't stop walking, for fear of another attack. After walking for about ten feet I looked up and back to see a robin sitting there proudly in the tree above me.

That jerk did it on purpose! Yup, I said jerk. It's not only humans that can be jerks. What are the odds that he could hit me so skillfully and it be only an accident? I think none. He did it on purpose. I thought about getting his picture, but after glaring at him for a few seconds I decided not to do it. He had already given me a little present anyway.

So the innocent creature in the photo above is not the malevolent monster that took a dump on me. That evil one shortly leaped into the air and flew around me in a circle and then right back to his branch. That's the proof I needed. It was a last slap in the face from that flying creep.

He did it on purpose. That evil jerk. He did it on purpose.


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