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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

About The Rat Suit

There's something I have to say. Never trust a talking squirrel! Flynn promised me he wouldn't show those pictures, but I come back today and see myself staring back at me! I would have never let him on here if I knew he was going to do that! I can't tell you how angry I am right now!

Before I go on I need to explain something. I know I've mentioned wearing that rat suit a few times in the past. The problem is that I put it on as a joke a few years ago, and the zipper got stuck! I haven't been able to get it off since then! And let me tell you, it's beginning to smell kind of bad in here.

Oh, at first everyone I met either laughed at me or ran away in fear. But now they see me and just shake their heads. Some of them try to help me out of here, but nobody seems to be able to get that darn zipper loose. How would you like to go around in public stuck in a rat suit. All I can do is treat it all as a big joke.

So there's my terrible secret. Now you know.

That rotten little squirrel didn't have to show those pictures to everybody. When he first approached me about writing his own post I was skeptical. I suspected he was going to do this. But after hearing him talk, his huge magnetic personality just got to me. I think he may be the greatest story teller ever, as long as you can get past all the bragging he does.

There's just something about Flynn that makes you want to believe every word he says, and then you never want him to stop. I can see why all the squirrels worship him the way they do. But I wish he would have never focused his attention on me. If it wasn't for that blasted zipper!

So finally, do any of you have any ideas on how I can get this thing off? Maybe some 3 in 1 oil or something? Or a pair of scissors? I can't really work the scissors myself because of the big gloves. My fingers don't fit. I tried a hacksaw, but man, did that hurt!

Finally, I have one last thing to say about this. Get me out of heeeere!!!


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12 comments:

  1. Maybe Flynn could make it up to you by working those scissors for you.

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  2. Once I shut down my computer, you will be free.

    No Flynn, no rat suit, and no Ratty.

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  3. I wish I could help you getting that suit off, but then I'm afraid Flynn wouldn't let me near you.

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  4. If you can't get out of the rat suit, you could go though a car wash to get it cleaned. Just a thought.

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  5. I would help but it is hard to get close.

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  6. oh, beautiful flower pictures, but then, i have no idea how to help you solve the zip problem :( i am only familiar with rash suit :)

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  7. looooove yellow flowers! they brighten any day! thanks!

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  8. My human says WD-40 solves everything.

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  9. Leave it on, it gives you a super hero look.

    Bill

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  10. Ratty, you silly Rat....don't you know you can just gnaw your way out?? you are a RAT right??? did you forget how to gnaw???

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  11. What beautiful flowers, Ratty. I know you are smarter than Flynn so, one of these days you will figure out how to get out of the suit...or, eventually, it will just rot off, you know.

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